Breaking! Man city Two Years Ban Lifted

Pep Guardiola’s side on Monday heard the outcome of their appeal against a ban from UEFA competition for breaking Financial Fair Play rules.

However, the governing body said it remained “committed to its principles” in a statement reacting to the verdict.

“UEFA notes that the CAS panel found that there was insufficient conclusive evidence to uphold all of the CFCB’s conclusions in this specific case and that many of the alleged breaches were time-barred due to the five-year time period foreseen in the UEFA regulations,” a statement read.

“Over the last few years, Financial Fair Play has played a significant role in protecting clubs and helping them become financially sustainable and UEFA and ECA remain committed to its principles.”

Official DSS Arrest Official EfCC Chairman

Just in, trending on twitter is the news of the EfCC chairman Magu who was arrested today Monday 6 July 2020 over allegations that he owns four properties and that he was allegedly transferring funds abroad through third party for more on the news read here .

Now that today is May 4

Our dear country people, we are concerned the numbers of covid -19 patient might increase prior easiness of lock -down in the most populous state in West Africa (Lagos).

We have put together these images, to remind you on what should be done while you are out there trying to earn a living..

If you must go out, make sure you usually have space within you and the next person either standing or walking before and after in public.

If you must go out, another thing to look out for is face mask, the government of the day has made it compulsory for everyone in Lagos to make sure they have their face mask on when outside, this for sure the government is confident will reduce the risk of spreading the virus. So we will suggest you should not talk to anyone or else they have their nose mask on.

The image above illustrates the figure A quickly using his extra face mask to cover figure B’s mouth and nose when he noticed figure B was about to say something to him and he didn’t have his mask on (Lol).

We will advice you not to even stand with anyone that does not have their nose mask on.

Finally, your holy water! “as we call it” Your sanitizer. This should be carried along with you everywhere you go. Most business places should have this at their entrance to keep your hands sanitized but you should be prepared just in case they don’t have at their entrance.

This figure carries his sanitizer everywhere he goes

The image above iillustrates the figure carrying a sanitizer in a wheel barrow to everywhere he goes, he’s not giving any chance to be infected.

Although we try to exaggerate the images to make it funny, but please we will want you to take note of the key factors of these images that is: 1) social distance, 2) Nose mask wearing, 3) hand sanitizer.

The director general of NCDC Dr. Chikwe Ihekweazu has advised we should learn how to live with the virus, make sure you conscious of these three before leaving your home, it will be great if we all can maintain to be safe during this pandemic era,

How The World Would Have Been Saved This Time Of Pandemic By African Culture.

Who could have thought shaking of hands could be this delicate 2020, all the gesture that needs to be made when meeting new people or even your old friends all now stopped, because it could lead to mass destruction.

We are sure if someone ever told you will be more afraid of a handshake that a gun you will argue, well, as we live on, we tend to live different time and moments.

The virus is easily transfered via shaking hands, when a carrier of the virus shakes hands then virus is transferred. At this point, will you agree the African way of greeting is best, when you have to postrate in distance to greet an elderly (just saying).

If it’s that the virus can only affect the person it been transferred to, it would have been okay, at least, but, if transferred to the person, the person too can easily transfer to friends, folks, family, society at large which could lead to death of thousands.

Hence forth, will you prefer African way of greeting? Where Africans prostrate or bow for people in distance to make gesture when meeting new and old friends .

These days a lot of Africans do not practise their ways to greeting, they prefer the westerns, where you shake hands.

Will you argue, practising African ways of greeting would have safe our lives more and more?

Maybe it’s time Africa teaches it cultural ways to the world.

Call me Covid not Scofield

Titled : The Take Over !

It wanted to visit the street so everyone ran inside for it to street all by itself, it chose to play soccer(football) and a whole league (English Premier League, Italian Series A, Spanish League and more) It want to go pilgrimage so all prigrimers were stopped and ask not to come for pilgrimage.
it’s real take over physically and mentally, all news papers are never a day off without writing about it, movie premiere are stopped jumat service were stopped so we Sunday church programmes just because it wants to go round all this places all by itself so slot of respect has to be given to it and now it’s just the take over.
Now some people call it Scofield but it says it’s name is Vivid, discovered 2019 so it goes with the 19 too.

Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) is an infectious disease caused by a new virus that had not been previously identified in humans.
The virus causes respiratory illness (like the flu) with symptoms such as a cough, fever and in more severe cases, pneumonia. You can protect yourself by washing your hands frequently and avoiding touching your face.

Coronavirus Cases:

145,870

Deaths:

5,438

Recovered:

72,551

‘Be prepared, but don’t panic’

Our Final Piece

Yesterday, we wrote about we uploading and showing you whom our last work is on the theme caricature resolution 2020. Well, it is, your own loved celebrity, do not forget you can score the likeness in a scale of 0 -10 , that way, we will know how bad we doing, thanks.

Here it is

Miley has been giving us good music, matter of fact, Owolabi is a fan and it’s more reason why he chose her to get drawn.

You don’t know Miley Cyrus? Read about her here .

Nigerian celebrity boxing match

How are you beautiful people, definitely it will be a tremendous year for us all, there has been signs of this since last year.

Yes! One of the signs were a cooling satire image we created with cool and relaxing stories, depicting Nigerian celebrities and telling a story that stages them fighting.

We know too well that a lot of people really want to know more about boxing as a sport , so we created this relaxing stories for you to laugh and enjoy.

We titled it funny celebrity fight Naija, the stories which were written and created by us.

To see what we have written and created in the past , click funny celebrity fight Naija .

We will be updating our blog posts with new write ups, please stay tuned.