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Ready to fight (Round One)

Previously……..

The announcer called on 2 Nigerian finest celebrity which they asked to fight and see who’s got the gloves and punches apart from dropping hit songs…

The announcer called on the first fighter which was Banky W and the second was Reminisce Ibile…
Fast forward >>
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Just in case you don’t know, coincidentally there are so many ties in between these two Nigerian finest entertainers from doing same kind of genre of music I.e (Rap) they both bag home money from #Samsung every month cos they’re both Samsung’s ambassador here in Nigeria.

Yes, they both have drink in which they represent, precisely hot drink, but different brands, one represent #ciroc and the other represents #origin bitters particularly made for the street.

They have the credibility to fight for, here.
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This fight is happening live at #Onikan #stadium 8:30 pm, a lot of people have rushed down here, many from work, street and homes, they are really ready to witness what their favourite celebrity have to offer by their fists.

The stadium has about 1 million capacity, the ring has about 10,500 sensitive microphones made by #sony and they are all connected to the stadium speakers, we have about 10,000 speakers in and out of the stadium, this means that every sound on the ring is audible enough for every one in and outside the stadium to hear.

We will be able to hear the sound of every punch’s sound or any sound at all happening on or around the ring side.

The fighters caricature created by idoartstudios is being displayed large on a screen at the stadium for everyone to see.

Now these 2 fighters have arrived to the ringside, the announcer talking again in his thick voice introducing the fighter

( hello! Everyone! right now we have our two fighters in the ring side. Now, I will like to let you know the man on pink short and the pink glove is ……..*he went mute for a second * Remmmmmmiiiiiiinnnnnniiiisssssccceeeeeee …. Immediately he finished , we heard a voice apart from the announcer’s, it was reminisce singing a line in one of his hit track, where he features #wizkid .

I this this was to introduce himself! He went>

Ok reminsce mo ti wole
Mo ma mu omi sun
Omo mo ki nse atole
Fe itan ye le, gberegede mo fe wole
Mo nwa bi mo tun sekun bi cement to fi n kole
Sarz lo se beat
I don’t need a rap
Ti n ba lano gan
Wizzy ma follow tune back!
Shit!

Trabslation:

Ok Reminisce have entered ,

I drink water before bed, i dont bed wet,

Leave your thighs opened i want to enter,

Am here and still remain like cement used in building,

Sarz does the beat, i dont need to rap,

If i erorr wizzy will follow tune back!

As he stops fans started shouting Ibile! Babaafusa! Alaga! And all sort of what they know ‘alias’, as that was going on, the announcer was trying to introduced the other fighter too as usual in his thick voice, he said < and the fighter you have on the red glove and red short is Baaaaaaaannnnnnnnkkkkkkkyyyyy dddooouuubbblllyyyuuuuuuuuu!as he stopped pronouncing that, so came a sound too, it was banky W in his musical bad boy voice singss…
I think is a song his boys sang under his label .. He went!

Won le le le le, I am the baddest boss
Won le ba ba ba, I am the baddest boss
A ti de de de de, I am the baddest boss
A ma le won lere

Translation:

If they chase, am the baddest boss,

They can meet me, am the baddest boss,

We came to make them run!

As he stops too fans started shouting … Mr capable! Banky! Heady! ! Lover man ! V.G.B.G (very good bad guy) ! And all sort .. This was going on While the arrangement in the ring was on, the referee, already in the ring.

Now the two fighters standing across each other while the referee was in between them , he checked the fist and spoke to these fighters in his gentle man’s voice , he said ” no hitting below belly button, no biting , no stepping on each other , just fight and let your fans be happy! * .

Immediately he finished warning them , their came a sexy , beauty holding a board which written on it( Round 1) , she walks to the north , south, east , west of the ring , as she continues by stepping out of the ring.

As she steps out the almighty fight starter “bell” sounded… ( gbagaun!)

Meaning fight should begin so….
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To be continued……..
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Funny Celebrity Fight page 2

Reminisce showing off while walking towards the ring side.

Previously on Funny Celebrity Fight Naija, the announcer called on the first fighter.
…… Continuation
CB : after all Banks sirenren I hope he will come out winning this fight. I hope you saw him, as he try’s to show off all round the crowd?
CA: exactly my thought, finally Sha, I want the best fighter to win. Oh its like the announcer’s about to call on the next fighter.
Announcers Mic: like I said don’t mind my thick voice, ain’t gon stop me from my work tonight. Right now I am about to give you the next celebrity, he his the challenger, he’s a rapper, someone ya’ll know his music, he has a lot of hit songs, my naija PEOPLE tonight on Funny Celebrity Fight Naija I give you, Rrrreeeeeeeemmmmiiinnniisssccce Ibile!
DJ’S speakers: Eruku wole! Oh oh Eruku wole (music)
CB: I like that song, it’s a hot song then too, I think this DJ’S really putting me in the mood this night.
CA: CB, can you tell the meaning of that song in English?
CB: it means a bad boy has come in….
CA: the DJ’S fantastic.

To be continued …
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Funny Celebrity Fight Page 1

Banky W showing off while going to the ring side

Crowd”s noise: woo oo!
Santos: crowds, let me go to my corner here in the stadium where I will be covering from and from there I will allow you guys to directly connect with the mics directly in the stadium.
I will leave you to the hands of the announcers mic, commentator A’s mic (CA),  commentator B’s (CB), he fans areas mic, the ring side mic, and other mics, I will only talk when it’s necessary, wao! This will be fun.
Announcer’s mic: don’t mind my thick voice ya’ll, I will still do my job perfectly, oh! I heard someone say something there, what did you say? Oh, you said I sounds like big brother… Hahaha! Anyways, welcome to Funny Celebrity Fight Naija tonight, is gon be the fight, with sweat and blood, the fight ya’ll been waiting for and I am your announcer tonight.
Right now, ama call on the first fighter tonight, the one that’s got it all to showcase, have it all to defend, the challenged, EVERY ONE welcome!……. Banky! BANK!! BANKY!!! DOUBLE YOUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!.
CA: oh wao, he’s got a big head!
CB: oh common, don’t mock, he’s just got a gt tank size of head, that not too big!
CA: this guy’s cute with his round shape mustache, and the belt tied on him make him looks good or what do you think CB?
CB: am just afraid, he looks too cool to be a fighter, afraid he could loose his mustache to fight tonight.. Hahahaha!
CA: like he’s got a lot of fans, they’re just shouting, Hailing!, what’s he doing?
CB: I think he just slowed down to hail his fans, can we on the mic around the fans area please?
CA: okay CB, I’d just done that.
Fans: ebute meta! Very good bad guy!!! Lover man!!!
CA: are those his alias?
CB: they’re such crazy fans. CA, expect everything and anything
CA: tonight’s gon be on fire, I like the way he walks, walking majestically to the ring, I think he’s tryna intimidate his opponents fans, cos his opponents is not here or what do you think CB?
CB: he’d better keep all that for his opponent.
CA: I like the song the dj’s, playing as he enters, I think it’s his song, one of his oldies, let me on the mic at the dj’s so we can hear clearly.
CB: I used to be one of his beginning fans, I like that song..
Dj’s Mic: from ebute meta! Eh, from ebute meta! meta!! meta!!! hey hey hey from ebute meta meta! meta!! meta!!!.
CA: I like the way the dj put that skit on repeat as Banky walks..
CB:am having a good time tonight.
To be continued……..

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